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There I stood, water pouring down, cheeks spread, and using my own hand to make certain I'm clean. I went through a whole fucking roll of TP and could not get it all off me. It piled in the bowl like brown marshmallow fluff.
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I sat down and pushed a bit, and lo, out came a jet that I didnt even feel an urge for one minute earlier. Sure enough, it was light brown, and had the texture of soft spackle. before I even sit on the toilet, I wad paper and carefully wipe from the front. So I walk carefully to the bathroom and disrobe.
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What the fuck?! What if I'd gone out to hang with friends or gone for a drive, what then? THAT's how utterly covert and evil this olean stuff is. But this evil olean makes shitting yourself sound almost like a regular fart, and had I not been particularly attentive, it could easily have gone unnoticed, I'm telling you. I know my own wind, and I have never farted a sound that sounded like a fart wrapped in a pillow. So today, while I'm standing in the living room debating whether or not Laundry or Dishes will get done first, I get the urge to fart.
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is that the primary ingredient is something called "olean" which I have since learned is Latin for "Unwashable & Indestructible Ass Grease." But what they dont fucking tell you.Įxcept in tiny print you cant read without a fucking electron microscope So I got several cans, and began enjoying one a day for the past four days. I could munch through a can in a day with my lunch, dinner, etc. The can said they had 70 calories per serving, which meant the whole can had 490 calories inside total. I tried out these Pringles Fat-Free chips because they were super low-cal.
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I like potato chips, and can't eat them very much or I'll get fat.
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